Shirvan

The act of making a chocolate milkshake, pouring it into a random male’s asshole (age range between 49-91), cumming inside of his asshole immediately after, having your mother suck your dick for 3.27 seconds then going to Chipotle with your best friend Jerry.

Billy: Hey man I really need to complete this shirvan, wanna come to Chipotle with me?

Jerry: Sure.

by Anonymous28261659 August 23, 2021

shivaming

to call someone at a rapid and incessant pace, leaving them no time between calls to hit accept, not that they would anyway. a very rare and extremely irritating, annoying/agonizing way to attempt to get ahold of someone you obviously should stop calling, because for their respective reasons, they either hate you, do not want to talk, or both.

Yo today this guy called me 45 times in five minutes, he's totally SHIVAMING me!

by shivam verma November 1, 2012

shiv

A portmanteau of "make shift" and "knife" (or "knives"), used to describe a homemade weapon made up of objects one would find in a prison that is not metallic.

Hey, grab your shiv and lets shank his ass.

by CaPsi January 2, 2008

shriveldickery

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.

that asshole is a master of shriveldickery

by DickFittswell September 7, 2012

Shrivie

A Shrivie is a penis that has shrivled up and fallen off.

Alternative versions: Shrimmy, Shrimmie, Shrimvy, Shrivaler, Shrivler, Shrivmister-general, Sir Shrivster the Third
Correlates with: Shrimpy

Person one : Those Jeans look fat on you!

Person two: Ahh mate, you're such a shrivie

by Beans and BB May 4, 2018

Shrively dribbleys

Another definition for having whiskey dick or not being able to properly perform. Or used for anything that is considered weak

Guy one: did you bang her last night? Guy two: no man her cat jumped up on the bed and licked my ass and I had the shrively dribbleys

by Jagerknight 92 September 24, 2018

Shrivelled

A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.

Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.

Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate

by Crustacean7 March 1, 2021