Chicken schnitzel

To be cummed on and rolled in the sand like a schnitzel would flour

Angel being chicken schnitzeled

by My name is rj April 12, 2020

Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

Dirty Schnitzel

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.

Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

Barn Schnitzel

Someone who lives in a barn and eats a lot of meat.

Jerry was a homeless man who lived in Farmer John's big red barn. He loved to eat tenderized meat. You could say he was a Barn Schnitzel

by NASCARJUNKMAN January 8, 2024

Wiener Shitzel

A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.

“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”

by DudLee March 22, 2026

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016