shmeepicle

part moose,part sheep,part unicorn,that excesivly smokes pot:

today when i was high i saw a shmeepicle smoking a blunt:

by S.M.B March 5, 2008

shmeetbog

a verb, always spoken in a thick Russian accent, to suggest a dirty sexual act. To "shmeetbog" means to get down with,(i.e. to fuck the shit out of, to get nasty with. It is not shmeetbog without the Russian accent--this is imperative.

"Damn girl, I'd shmeetbog that one all day and all night...he's a cutie"

by sexyrusssianblondie420 February 26, 2009

Shmeeherpies

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games

"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."

by willbarrow November 29, 2013

shmeeked

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.

Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.

by Karazem April 6, 2020

Shmeebulate your gogoids

For when you either take care of yourself in the most wholesome way, or for when you obliterate someone completely. Often by molecular disassembly.

"Consider trying to shmeebulate your gogoids"
"What does that mean?"
"Exactly. Consider your gogoids shmeebulated"

by prehensile sledgehammer July 31, 2023

Schmeezed

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro

Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!

by CGiizy August 24, 2008

schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009