shitty wet willy

you wet your finger in your mouth, then scoop your butt hole, then stick it in a friends ear

I gave her a shitty wet willy

by justin mackay,justice mitchell December 31, 2021

Shiftposting

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting

Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*

by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023

man shitty

A foot ball club that is new and their owner is is billionaire and have no true fans

He is in a man shitty

by Los mad yt May 7, 2019

control shift n

Control Shif N: Masturbation

Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.

person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing

by sigma February 26, 2013

man shitty

A ballfoot club that kicks foot and has trash and shitty fans.

He is a supporter of man shitty

by THE BIG JEFFF November 30, 2019

Shreve Shifting

To manually shift the gears in an automobile with an automatic transmission.

Quit the Shreve Shifting, will you? Who do you think you are...Richard Petty?

by P. Funk December 20, 2010

Shitty Teacher

1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.

That sure is a shitty teacher!

by Killinmesmalzz January 13, 2009