Shantie

A girl who has a way unique name and a personality to fit it. A Shantie is way random, when talking to one be ready for the topic to start on duct tape and end with the underworld --Thats how random a Shantie is-- A Shantie does not care what other people think of her, she is who she wants to be and will not change to fit the model of a popular person

She must be a Shantie

by Greubel :) April 5, 2011

sharpie

if theres nothing else...it makes a great dildo!

bahaha!

...horny ass chick...jumbo sharpie...hmm...this could get interesting...

by XxXcuddlesXxX September 2, 2007

sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.

" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!

by katie-jo March 26, 2004

Shartist

One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

by yourdirtydiaper August 22, 2009

sharpie owned

1 when someone falls asleep at a party, everyone pulls out their sharpies and writes all over them.

2 one of the most annoying things that can happen(can take hours to clean off all that ink)

That guy from Garden State was completely sharpie owned.

by Klytze March 29, 2008

Sharpie Raid

Drawing on your friend with a sharpie before they wake up (usually without their consent).

This usually happens at sleepovers.

Basically, the first person (or people) to wake up get to draw on everyone else with Sharpies. Of course there is always the risk of getting your friends really mad.

"Aw dude! Those two got up first and they sharpie raided everyone! I now have a drawing of a monster coming out of my ass."

"You think that's bad? Look at what they did to my face!!!"

by Sharpie Raid Queen April 28, 2010

Sharteeze

When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.

Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)

Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.

Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.

A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.

by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012