sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.

After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.

by FO August 17, 2017

sea level

The alititude in which the gluteal region is found. To catch someone "below sea level" is to find someone staring at another's posterior.

Person 1: Bro did you see Sophie's ass in those jeans???
Person 2: Yeah bro I caught Jason below sea level when she got up from her chair

by primetrack November 17, 2018

Sea Bear

The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.

I am freaking sick of seeing Sea Bears by Oak Hill Beach.

by seabearlover August 1, 2009

sea hag

1. n. A woman that looks as though she has been ravaged by years at sea.

2. a. Having little or negative attractive value. Usually a woman.

No boys like Sally. She's a real sea hag.

by kevinem April 20, 2005

sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

by yardnoc July 6, 2015

Sea Daddy

A term used in the United States Navy where a salty sailor takes a boot-camp under his wing.

I was his sea daddy, now I'm getting my DD214 and getting the fuck out FTN

by PROTO-SWIM-JETMAN February 24, 2010

Sea Lab

A lab under the sea
Hilarious hijinx follow

If your looking for me
You better check under the sea
Cause there is where you'll find me
Underneath the Sea lab

by Quin December 17, 2003