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hipster service

When an establishment has staff or labour that projects a sense of aloofness, general unfriendliness, cultural arrogance, a focus on style over quality, shallowness, and general superficial focus. Often seen in bars and cafes where the staff should obviously not be in the service industry due to a lack of friendliness, intelligence, charisma, concern, and ability to actually connect with people and customers.

This happens often in bars where a few hipsters are first hired, and then through the general segregated and rigid nature of hipster culture, only other hipster are hired. Before long, only hipsters work at the establishment and an air of malaise sinks deep into the cultural fabric of the establishment. Leaving a hollow empty feeling that alternatives crowds generally curse the mainstream for. The irony being of course that in the great search for a service sector job and the search to be unique, different, and stylized, the hipster service-members have unknowingly created their own mainstream with similar rules, social conventions, and inability to connect with people.
Person 1: Ou, what a cool bar. Everything LOOKS great, theres even a turntable.
Person 2: Yeah, on the surface it looks fun. That turntable is only playing hip-hop though.

Person 3: This place sucks, I just went to get a pint.

Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: The staff didn't break a smile despite me engaging him, and he couldn't even have a basic conversation even though its dead. Classic hipster service.
by Carl Bostikine Floush November 10, 2017
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79 series

Toyota's 70 series single and double cab landcruisers, over priced, under powered V8 and an interior that's stuck in the 1980's.
A blank canvas to throw 50k plus at if you want a half decent 4wd.
There goes Timmy in he's game changing instagram build of a 79 series thinking about poor life choices again.
by Jdub H-bomb February 10, 2021
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Are you fucking serious?

when someone does or says something so stupid and unbelievable that you just can't think of a better answer
Man: *buys 3 toilet paper*
Cashier: "Alright, that will be 45$"
Man: "Are you fucking serious?"
by ThunderTheFurry October 25, 2020
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seray

Girl: Does this dress make my butt look fat?
Guy: Daaaaaamn girl, you look like Seray. Dat booty be fiiiine.
Girl: Oh, thank you! (happy times ensue)
by godzillafluff May 12, 2013
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Sereniti

Sereniti is such a nice and loving bestfriends you’ll ever meet buttttt.........She is abusive and night owls. She is always there for you cause she actually cares for you. Don’t make her mad or she’ll cuss you out or throw you into a wall but, but on the inside Sereniti is sweet. One flaw that she has is that she can be a little dumb sometimes or in the head. Other than that Sereniti is intelligent and independent.She needs no one. Sereniti can be bipolar sometimes too.
Person: Ew Sereniti
Sereniti: Shut the fuck up
Person: dang I was just playing
Sereniti: You better be
Person: ...
Sereniti: So what’s the answer to number 3
by BeckyStar👾 May 24, 2019
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Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

A long running spoof of the popular game series Yu-Gi-Oh. Started on Youtube. Became a very famous series. It's almost as crazy as Yugi!
Tea- "Friendship is the best thing ever!"
Yugi- "You can shut the hell up once in a while..."
-Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
by yOuArEdEaD March 22, 2011
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Sergio

A Sergio is usually a bright and handsome young man. Very reserved and quiet but is very sincere in everything he does. They are the sweetest and most tender hearted people you will meet. When a Sergio warms up to you, he will be able to tell you anything and is very trustworthy himself. He will always be caught smiling or working hard. His only flaw is that he is usually kind of antisocial but makes up for it with his warm and intelligent personality. If you ever meet someone named Sergio, hold on to them tight.
Sergio is always smiling. I want to get to know him better! He is so nice!
by ilikewordsverymuch January 28, 2017
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