by Idoesthedo January 26, 2016
Get the Scissor eyes mug.I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021
Get the Rusty Scissors mug.The house next door is a scissor house now that Abby and all her lesbian girlfriends are living there together.
by HannibalSmithandBA May 22, 2022
Get the scissor house mug.A shot created on May 22, 2011 at O'Tooles Irish American Grill and Bar located in Royal Oak, MI at 205 West 5th Street. It's a mouth friendly libation that consists of one part Coconut flavored vodka or rum, one part peach schnapps, a splash of both cranberry and orange juice.
by The Scissorers July 29, 2011
Get the Scissor Shot mug.When two women are scissoring (two females cross their legs so that their genitals touch) and a male places his dick between their genitals.
by Techno God December 18, 2021
Get the Scissor Dick mug.A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
by Trottz January 22, 2014
Get the turd-scissors mug.by BabysLastBreath September 23, 2012
Get the scissor shack mug.