Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013

salman shah

The King of Hearts, The Hero of Dreams. The only Bangladeshi film superstar who was worthy of representing the country on a global scale. He was unlike any hero the public of Bangladesh ever saw. Smart, educated, handsome, classy, talented. He was the full package.

He was particularly known for his subtle & natural acting in the film industry of Bangladesh which is infamous for its dramatic & over the top acting. He was a breath of fresh air in the 1990s with his handsome looks, boyish voice, proper dialogue delivery, eye-catching screen presence & amazing fashion choices. He was also known to experiment with his looks & versatile characters on-screen.

He did 27 films in his short 4.5 year old career & most of them were superhits. As he only lived for 25 years he will be young forever in the eyes of every celluloid loving Bangladeshi person. His popularity will last for generations to come & his legacy will live forever. Because there will never ever be anyone that will even come close to the legend that he is.
Crush of every girl, Idol of every boy & Emotion of every Bangladeshi- that's Salman Shah for you.

Girl: Man Bangladesh has some good actors but nobody is worth of being the ultimate movie star with amazingly good looks, classy attitude & consistently credible acting ability.
Boy: There was the one & only Salman Shah who comes close the being the perfect movie Superstar with every qualities. He came, he saw & he conquered!!!

by Archie Veronica Jones September 23, 2023

inappropriate salmon

When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)

Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.

by sherifffffffff December 14, 2010

raging salmon

When u have a boner but its more than just a boner its a super boner-a raging salmon.

Every time i see jessica she gives a raging salmon.

by Kawaiikinks February 20, 2017

Salmon

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

“Ayooo i got that salmon!”
“My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”

by Squ1ggles February 24, 2020

salmagundi

A mixture of something. A "salad."

The salmagundi of cultures in New York make it an interesting place to reside.

by Zack Yang May 13, 2005

Alaskan Salmon Grabber

A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)

Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.

The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.

The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.

The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."

"Oh my god! Andreas' Salmon got destroyed by Le Shawna in that game of Alaskan Salmon Grabber!

by F.T Salmon Master August 25, 2010