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beyond scared straight

A reality show where defiant teens are forced to spend a day (and sometimes a night) in jail, interacting with convicted felons who give them first-hand experience of life behind bars with the hope that they see where the path of destruction they are headed down could lead them.
It fun to watch Beyond Scared Straight and see troublesome and stupid brats get a much-needed attitude adjustment by visiting prison and getting verbally abused by inmates and prison staff.
by JamSlams March 16, 2017
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Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...
by Mariposa24 March 11, 2016
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scareddick

When a guy feels like he can’t preform to his/her level. Even tho he is sexual attracted to said person
Man I want to have sex with Mona so bad but she gives me scareddick!
by ashane November 24, 2017
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Scared of the baird

A person, namely male, who is too scared to have sex.

The baird being a Scottish slang term for a vagina.
Guy 1: So did you two have sex last night?

Guy 2: nah...i...eh....just didnt feel like it.

Guy 1: nah you're just scared of the baird!
by BeccaaBee November 23, 2009
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Get Scared

A Band filled with metal, screamo, and repeatable tunes. They have been #1 in countries, and in hearts
by semiart March 19, 2017
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paddle sacked

when you put your balls in a girls mouth and slap your dick on her forehead
I paddle sacked the shit outta that last night.
by dicks mcgee March 28, 2007
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never scared

a person that is never scared to take on anyone weather it be bouncers or a gang of people or u gotta gun they aint never scared of you...
Well we all no : " I told you muthaf*ckaz i aint neva scared "

I aint never scared to brawl
by Joshua B January 4, 2004
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