by MuthaLuvR April 14, 2014
Get the russian vasectomy mug.i tried inviting sergei out for drinks with me and the gang but he coldly looked at me and replied "fucks you" with misery written all over his face. what a miserable, angry russian.
by Schmucklebum February 13, 2013
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Whereby gentleman fist's his lady's axe wound and once fully inside releases that fist to fully open up all five fingers into the shape of a starfish.
Man, you should've seen the look on my German girlfriend's face when she woke up in the middle of the night to find a russian starfish up her.
by Vladimir Bundaberg July 13, 2006
Get the russian starfish mug.The Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in Soviet Russia" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.
This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!
This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!
The Russian Reversal in action...
In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!
In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!
In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!
by Red Head's Redemption January 24, 2011
Get the Russian Reversal mug.Another term for "curb stomp", the act of forcing someone (usually unconcious, sometimes not) to bite down on a street curb, usually at the corner, then stomping on the back of their head. This can cause broken teeth, sometimes forcing the teeth into the skull which can cause brain damage, a broken neck, lips splitting at the seams (hence another slang term for curb stomping, "smiley" or "Kingswood Smiley"), and, depending on the force of the stomper, seperation of the head across the hemisphere.
In American History X, Derek Vinyard gives a young African American a Russian Mouthwash for trying to steal his car.
by Mezonn July 16, 2008
Get the Russian Mouthwash mug.It is Ocelot's own style of Russian Roulette, displayed in MGS3.
Basically, you take one revolver (preferably a six-shot of course) and insert a bullet, and then spin the chamber and lock it, not knowing where the bullet truly is (ala normal Russian Roulette). Then, you take two more revolvers, and then, you juggle them. After juggling enough times, proceed with pulling the trigger of a revolver. After juggling three or more revolvers, pull the trigger again on the next one. Follow this process four more times, unless one of the revolvers already discharged the bullet.
You be the judge as to which version of Russian Roulette is more terrifying. Personally, I find this version to be quite cool, and it can be terrifying because ONE of those revolvers does have a single bullet. And besides, you're not betting YOUR life when performing Ocelot Russian Roulette.
Basically, you take one revolver (preferably a six-shot of course) and insert a bullet, and then spin the chamber and lock it, not knowing where the bullet truly is (ala normal Russian Roulette). Then, you take two more revolvers, and then, you juggle them. After juggling enough times, proceed with pulling the trigger of a revolver. After juggling three or more revolvers, pull the trigger again on the next one. Follow this process four more times, unless one of the revolvers already discharged the bullet.
You be the judge as to which version of Russian Roulette is more terrifying. Personally, I find this version to be quite cool, and it can be terrifying because ONE of those revolvers does have a single bullet. And besides, you're not betting YOUR life when performing Ocelot Russian Roulette.
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by Dave February 27, 2005
Get the Ocelot Russian Roulette mug.Anal sex done in a full bath tub with the recipient face down. The recipient must be using a snorkel in order to breath (for now). Just before ejaculating plug the snorkel hole providing asphyxiation and a tightening anus whilst feeling confined. Try it... its a slam dunk every time!
John: what are doing hun?
Jane: Just running a bath sweetie.
John: Well grab your snorkel because your getting a Russian submarine tonight!!
Jane Oh John I can't wait... I love you!
Jane: Just running a bath sweetie.
John: Well grab your snorkel because your getting a Russian submarine tonight!!
Jane Oh John I can't wait... I love you!
by Ramdin26 August 10, 2009
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