ROFLMFOQTMOLIMHFENEWPHTON 

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass quietly to myself out loud in my head for ever never ending while playing halo three owning noobs

Mr.x: Wow double headshot !
Mr.y: ROFLMFOQTMOLIMHFENEWPHTON
Mr.x: What?
Mr.y: Look it up

ROFLMFOQTMOLIMHFENEWPHTON by BALLSORENCE January 3, 2009

roflmaobtcuts 

Rollin On floor laughing my ass off biting the carpet unable to stop

1 guy: dude guess what!
2 guy: WHAT!?
1 guy: im gonna eat a hamster! xD
2 guy: roflmaobtcuts

roflmaobtcuts by arnegrimm January 30, 2008

ROFLMAOPIMS 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Shoes
Only For use when it is truly amazingly funny that you not only fall to the floor literally but you piss yoruself.

Why are your pants wet? Uh I did a ROFLMAOPIMS from what she said to me in the tech suport call...

ROFLMAOPIMS by Kineticartist June 6, 2009

Roflmaocmciiho 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Of Crushing My Cat If I Had One.

Person 1: *tells rlly funny joke*
Person 2: OMG, Roflmaocmciiho!

Roflmaocmciiho by Lolepic May 1, 2010

roflmaornlw 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off right now, like whoa.

Person 1: "To which the barman replies: 'I was talking to the duck.'"
Person 2: "Holy cows, that was so funny, I am roflmaornlw! Thanks for sharing."

roflmaornlw by cmgsays July 14, 2010

ROFLMAOSSMMB

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Slowly Stroking My Metaphorical Beard.

Author : Will include the sociology of long distance flight (talking months) in a tin can.

Reader : ROFLMAOSSMMB THAT'S P R I C E L E S S

ROFLMAOSSMMB by Medulla Oblungata December 8, 2010

roflmaoshmsfoaidmt 

Abbreviation of rolling on the floor laughing my ass of so hard my sombrero fell off and i dropped my taco.

Someone told me she deserved to win Pop Idol, I was roflmaoshmsfoaidmt

roflmaoshmsfoaidmt by MiroXmxX January 21, 2015