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puerto rican handshake

Oral sex culminating in testicular punching during ejaculation.
After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.
by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015
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nekkid puerto rican girl

Similiar to the Holy Grail; the ultimate; the highest plateau one can achieve while still living.
"Dog, you gotta get to this party. Forget the concert, forget your girl, Jose has about 10 nekkid puertorican girls there who just graduated cathlic school." Just lovely.
by Angel August 21, 2004
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Clean Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Not to be confused with the Filthy Ricardo, in which all parties must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet.
Bob: I got a Clean Ricardo yesterday.
Gung: hawt
by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008
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Puerto Rican

Oh, yeah! It was about damn time someone said the truth! I agree with Lobito Triste on this one folks. The Americans have a huge misconception about Puerto Ricans. They think we are like Fat Joe, or Jlo and those Newyorkricans. Puertoricans are a nice breed of people that are way more different than those ppl you see on the streets saying stuff like YO! WhAD UP DAWG? In order to understand what a puertorican is you must visit the island or meet people that actually came from the island. There's a difference between newyorkricans and Puerto Ricans (newyorkricans is how people from the island call those puerto ricans that were born and raised on the U.S. regardless of where they are) And like Lobito Triste said there are is an increasing number of Headbangers and skaters on the island. (It's rare to find that kind of puertoricans on the U.S. and I happen to be one of them thank you very much.)

Not all of us listen to reggaeton and talk with that urban accent. We can speak both spanish and English properly. I just want to say that we are a race that we have a little bit of white, indian and black blood in our veins and that's what makes us so diverse.
Not all Puerto Ricans are ghetto, that's exactly what gives the puerto ricans such a bad name. :D
by Unique human55 January 11, 2006
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Puerto Rican chandelier

A CD hanging from the rear view mirror or ny CD hanging anywhere as decoration.. the more CD's hanging the classier the chandelier.
"I don't know how you can drive with your Puerto Rican chandelier reflecting the sun into your face"
by B2nice June 9, 2009
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No later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday

To do something soon, but still done at one's leisure. Usually, the task is of mild importance, but not critical.
I need the money for the cable bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.

Can you get me that report no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday?
by Johnny Lawrence August 29, 2006
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Puerto Rican Bobby

When you're in the club and you think you saw your Puerto Rican friend Bobby, but it was really just a light skinned black guy.
You: Hey it's Bobby!

Me: No it's not, that guy's black.

You: Oh man, another damn Puerto Rican Bobby
by tyree540 September 26, 2012
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