Recenting

It's what you do when you rollerskate indoors while nude, listening to Iron & Wine.

Man, when Josh and I get together, the neighbors complain about all our late-night recenting.

by numberonepolecat January 24, 2006

Loss Prevention Officer

A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store.

"I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?"
"Fuck! I thought it was a real job."

by jiggadigga March 14, 2007

Rejection

When you look too clapped and ask a girl out. She will reject you, but admire your confidence. Have confidence brothers :)

Rejection means saying no
Yo fam, my crush rejected me, she said no to me asking her to sex :(
What? You got rejected? By who?
My stepsister..
Man you're clapped. So is the guy who rejects this >:D

by H1dd3n_Identity July 15, 2020

revelations accelerationism

The belief that as a society, we should accelerate the the coming of events foretold in the book of Revelations in the Bible.

Did you here BAXTER is a revelation accelerationist?

Really, revelations accelerationism is dangerous

by Gimmeurcookies September 26, 2021

Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation

Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.

by Steve December 19, 2008

Penile Rejection

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!

"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."

by blumehauser March 6, 2010

reception

Pronunciation: ri-'sep-sh&n

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English recepcion, from Anglo-French or Latin; Anglo-French reception, from Latin reception-, receptio, from recipere

1 : the act or action or an instance of receiving : as a : RECEIPT <the reception and distribution of funds> b : ADMISSION <reception into the church> c : RESPONSE, REACTION <the play met with a mixed reception> d : the receiving of a radio or television broadcast e : the catching of a forward pass by a receiver

2 : a social gathering often for the purpose of extending a formal welcome

my tv gets a good reception even during the t-storms.

by Leif a August 8, 2006