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retard strength

A bear-like power possessed by large, often socially awkward people during times of excitement or anger. Their insurmountable strength is seemingly inconceivable during their normal, relaxed state, but can be accentuated by emotional distress, or often by intense inebriation by alcohol or other drugs. Though normaly quiet and intraverted, dont let their good natured persona fool you. One too many shots may cause godzilla like devastation, resulting in numerous bone fractures and utter panic caused by bear-like hugs and bone shattering high fives.
Dont let him drink. Last time, he got super friendly after too many shots, gave me a pat on the back, and broke 3 of my verterbrate. Then while apologizing, he lifted me up by my arm, and literally ripped it from my torso. Worst case of retard strength I've ever seen
by eel_G July 11, 2010
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retail hell

region of hades reserved for retail workers. Daily experience of being trapped in a dead end Mcjob.
"How's work?"

"I'm trapped in Retail Hell...please shoot me."
by j burnett June 2, 2007
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retard

The second most abused word in the English language, next to gay.
Bob: I got a 72% on my math test.

John: RETARD! I got a 75%.
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Retard Rage

When a downs syndrome person gets mad.

Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.

Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.
Newspaper headline:

SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK

A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.
by Don Strongo May 29, 2010
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retallihate

n:A return comment or remark towards someone "hating" so as to defend the person, place or thing being hated on.
(retallihated, retallihating, retallihater, retallihation)
When Jan posted a dis on my hometown, clearly hating on us, on her Facebook status, I had to retallihate and defend my 'hood.
by Sentinel 408 August 27, 2009
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Retail Syndrome

When you go out shopping to buy a couple of things but have an urge to buy even more. Generally followed by silly excuses, e.g. I needed one of those, we're running out of them, it was on offer. Women suffer most from it.
Dude 1: I went into fake-mart to buy a pack of smarties, and I walked out with a whole cow!

Dude 2: Dude 1, you've suffered retail syndrome!
by old_chap May 9, 2010
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retard bop

when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.
dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?
by xbopuxr May 20, 2010
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