Rectals

a.k.a. Sliders. A greesy late night mini-hamburger, most likely purchased from White Castle, usually causing severe pelvic discomfort and bowel instability when consumed.

Man, I'm drunk and it doesn't look like I'm gonna get laid, let's go get some rectals!

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.

Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.

by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010

rectal romeo

Someone who romances his way into someone's rectum

James is a Rectal Romeo

by Dave Baumgartner October 10, 2006

Rectal Smog

When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.

"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"

"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."

by James the Crippler April 23, 2008

rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

by T Grimes April 24, 2006

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

A.K.A. Milliways. A fantastic eatery that turns the End of Time into dinner entertainment.

"...and the Universe," continued the waiter, determined not to be deflected on his home stretch, "will explode later for your pleasure."
Ford's head swiveled slowly toward him. He spoke with feeling.
"Wow," he said, "what kind of drinks do you serve in this place?"

-- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams

by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004

Restlessairpaddling Syndrome

the compulsive need to move the arms and wrist in a paddling motion, in the hallway, and everywere you go. Usually occurs during off-season.
For Dragonboating
(RAPS)

my RAPS episodie happen after school when i was talking to my friend then my arms just happen to start moving,

Friend- "john WTF are you doing?"
Me-"dont worry about it",

Friend-"JOHN ARE YOU FUCKEN DOING THAT ROWING SHIT"
Me-"I have "Restlessairpaddling Syndrome" OK!!!

by USDBpaddler October 11, 2009