reet

reet is internet-slang for "retard"

Somebody extremely stupid, or dumb.

This dude is a fucking reet

by jeffster2000 May 12, 2018

Reet

U.S. military term, more specifically in the Air Force, used to describe someone who knows nothing outside the military. They live on their knees with the dicks and jizz of leadership in their mouth. They live and die by regulations. Don’t ever get caught with hands in your pocket or a string hanging off your uniform with a Reet nearby.

SSgt Dickhole is a god damn Reet

Look at those reets correcting uniform discrepancies. Nothing gets me more fired up bud!

by Reet God January 23, 2018

Reet

Short for retard

Yo shut up, you're such a reet.

by RubberBandLegs November 20, 2018

Reet

Reet is a word or exclamation commonly used when surprised or shocked but can be used in pain aswell. Normally used in a bad situation.

Me:(drop kicked in balls) REET,or,REEEEEEEEEET

by Your nans wifes sisters dog January 22, 2019

REET

A word used to express RAGE

Jeff "your fat"
Joe "REET"

by lebron apples February 28, 2019

Reeyadh

He is so sexy and amazing he makes girls orgasm in a matter of seconds, could also knock out the inferior fat boy known as Adam .

Omg look at Reeyadh hes so hot.

by Boii1 September 28, 2019

reeyse

Nigga queen. she will eat your penis!!! like she will cut it off and eat it like a filet minion!1!1111111!!!!!!

damn bruh Reeyse munched on my cock. like she actually ate my penis.

by Big Nigga Bruh November 22, 2019