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good one, reed

Much the more genteel “Bless your heart”, this phrase is used to replace “fuck you”!in a response to someone else’s nonsense
Someone: “Trump is a genius.”
Response: “Good one, Reed.”
by Cap’n Al July 31, 2020
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Sweaty Nuts Reed

A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.
"He pulled a sweaty nuts reed by going naked on the hot summer day"
by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 12, 2009
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What the lick reed

A new some sort of way of saying "Hi". Or as some people know "Whats up?"
"Steven, What the lick reed?!"

Denisse: "Excuse me?"

Steven & Denisse: " I don't get it!" . . . .Chicken. Booger Love♥
by Mangu20 May 5, 2011
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Cameron fucking Reed

A very sexy person who Is shit at smash and also likes when his boyfriend eats shit out of his butthole
by Gustafson tx May 3, 2021
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Wading Through The Reeds

The Process during gay anal intercourse where the other man has a hairy swamp ass and you need to find your way to the anal hole
I went wading through the reeds last night and barely made it without getting too wet
by Krusty Krew Klub May 24, 2023
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Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.
After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.
by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009
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Slime Jay reed

The greatest fucking rapper of all time
Born on 8/03/07 this man has been rapping since the 7th grade and is still going. Jay reed was born in Chicago and great grandfather is Chief keef. SoundCloud “Slime Jay Reed” his insta is godly_nic and he charges nothing for a Collab. FUCKING JAY REED
•“Have you heard Slime Jay Reed?”

•“No”
•“Kys”
by Not jay reed October 23, 2020
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