Rectum

1) The tube leading from the large intestines to the anus.

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Once stated, "Men should get a tatoo near their stating Exit Only"

2) It gets rid of feces, diareah, blood, and foreign objects that have been swallowed whole by the human.

My rectum shot my car keys out of my ass - What a crazy night at the frat house.

by definitionsxbyxmattx November 27, 2004

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Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
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Rahali likes it Rectum Rodeo Style

by Online Mafia August 6, 2003

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Rectumfied

When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.

Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.

by St00pDawg July 15, 2010

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rectumbubbler

when your asshole is sprayin shit straight up like a bubbler.

it was crazy it was like a rectumbubbler

by skanky mut August 27, 2020

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Rectum Rolled

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to a picture of a weightlifter's prolapsed bowel hanging from his rectum.

Ken't colleagues and friends grew weary of his countless efforts at forcing them to view the weightlifter's insides, yet Gilbert was successfully rectum rolled on several occasions.

by Kentisugly May 7, 2010

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