Damn Real

exclamated point of realness

a:Yo fool you the ball went in
b:yea
a:Damn Real

by i hatehaters July 9, 2009

dashboard in real life

the xbox live term of killing yourself in real life, giving up on life, or just being gay

Wow Richard Donnelly should dashboard in real life.

by Master Chug December 15, 2010

The real kick a ginger day

The real kick a ginger day is the 21st of October as kids won't be in school on the 20th so we have changed it so we can kick them on school

Oh yey it's the real kick a ginger day today

by Noob Master 69420 October 4, 2019

For real... Damn

Three words that make a person think you're interested in what they are saying when your really not. Used if you really don't care about the story they are telling, but want them to think you are. In other words used when u dgaf

Guy 1: My mom took my computer away yesterday.

Guy2: For real... damn

Guy1: Yeah she said I was going on too much porn.

(guy 1 speaks in the dot dot dots.)

by shwaggedoutcurly May 2, 2012

da real burgh

someone else said da burgh was mewburgh ny and I am here to say recognize bitches!

Chillin in da real burgh wit my homies girl!

by yourmomisaslut May 8, 2005

distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

by Catty McGee July 30, 2017

dr.real

A sarcastic insult for someone who is a realist/killjoy.

1. The killjoy at the party/your friend that tells you when that girl you're hitting on is out of your league.
2. Your realist fried that brings you back to earth when your head is stuck in the clouds.

Tim: I really like her, I think I'm gonna go for it!
John: You don't have a job and you're terrible with women. Stop dreaming.
Tim: Well thank you Dr.Real!

by The real slim Spencer June 3, 2015