There once was a myth, mere whispers in the wind that a great man had crushed the evil brooding in the world. He had been sent from the
light unknown to cut though the damp darkness of the human heart. Born from celestial origin? We do not know. What we do know is his name:
Raymond Douglas Yeabsley
Since that day if
something ridiculous has been seen or done it has been given a scaling
system of ridiculousness:
Tame : Douglas
Mild : Ray Douglas/ Yeabley
Pretty wild: Ray dougie dougie Yeabsley
INSANE: RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY/ RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY
Tame: "I fell and cut my knee Douglasley"
Mild: " I slept with
your mother"
"That's Ray Douglas"
Pretty Wild: "I slept with your father and mother in a satanic
threesome"
"Fuck man, that's Ray dougi dougi Yeabley"
INSANE: "I just watched two
girls one cup whilst pleasuring myself"
"Dude, that's RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY!!!! or RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY!!!!"