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Fun Rub

The act of a female rubbing her clitoris and vagina with a limp penis while the male is unconscious, leading to a chub or full erection.
A girl was horny after reading Fifty Shades of Gray, so she decided to Fun Rub her boyfriend's dick and got off while he was asleep. He woke up with a chub wondering what had happened to him. She was all wet and smiling.
by Papajit August 16, 2012
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Rub the Stub

Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.
I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.

I like to rub the stub in the shower.

My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018
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50 Dollar Rub Rub

A '50 Dollar Tan Tan' is a another word for a person that goes to get an asian massage, in hopes that they receive a happy ending.
Friend 1: Yo dude, I'm going to spend fifty dollars to get an asian massage, lets hope I get my '50 Dollar Rub Rub'.

Friend 2: Dude... I want a 50 Dollar Rub Rub too.
by LightBeUponYouAndYou February 26, 2017
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Beard Rub

Beard rub: A formal greeting or display of manly solidarity between two or more bearded men.

Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.
Beard Rub happens when 2 or more suitably bearded men meet up and rub face.
by Meowtehh April 16, 2013
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Velveteen Rub

Giving oral sex without your dentures in; using your gums
She gave him a velveteen rub, and he immediately left his wife.
by UrbanUser80 October 18, 2018
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rub one in

So we saw Natasha last night- she was being so obnoxious that even that pussy-hound Rob didn't want anything to do with her. She totally thought she was gonna get some... instead, she had to gome home and rub one in.
by funkthefavorites August 28, 2007
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Rubbing boners

A term used to describe when two or more people are in whole-hearted agreement. Used in a derisive manner.
Person 1: The Lakers played so great last night!
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?
by il pinguino June 7, 2009
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