Ladera Ranch

A place in Orange County, CA that is riddled with entitled soccer moms who take care of their iPad Kids. The students at Ladera Ranch Middle School are homophobic and love skating. Straight white girls are seen around every corner wearing crop tops that can pass as bras... and doing random tiktok dances. The younger kids are normally bratty and have learned to swear.

“Dude, you’re moving to Ladera Ranch?! Good luck in that hellhole”

by hvney April 20, 2021

Ranch Wars

This a fun game to play with your friends, in this game you and your friend try to see who can cover their ballsack first with a mcdonalds ranch packet.

"Man this sucks ryan just beat me in Ranch Wars

by Datboicade December 9, 2019

gay ranch

Is a ranch commonly found in South Carolina. The first was founded by the Game Cocks in 1847 located inside Hidden Valley Ranch. First dick hand was Robert E Lee.

Have you ever visited that Gay Ranch in South Carolina?

by j g wentworth September 15, 2012

ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

ranch drunk

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

by Ross the Sauce November 2, 2006

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

ranch shovel

bro so basically any breaded food that can be used with ranch dressing, as a shovel if you will

chicken strips? you mean a ranch shovel

by lidiaxD February 28, 2019