quief

the noise that you hear when air is released from the vagina

did you fart?
no, that was just a quief.

by justmee November 14, 2003

quif bubble

When a woman gets so wet during sex that it causes a movement of air inside her...then creating a bubble to float out. Usually combined with a noise referred to as a "p*ssy fart".

You wouldn't believe what happened yesterday! I was nailing her so hard that a quif bubble floated out of her honey hole!

by d-rob all the time December 30, 2009

quieftologist

An amateur or scientist who studies the natural phenomena of the quief

Dr. Randy Pucker, noted queftologist and Director of the Institute of Quieftology seeks quieffy quiffers for an upcoming study of the volume and composition of quiefal gasseous emmissions during multi-digital sex and fisting.

by Manny Wholes October 30, 2003

Quief

a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.

if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.

by cody May 21, 2004

quieffboxing

a rare talent in which one can beatbox the quieff sound.

Anna has the talent for quieffboxing.

by randomfilahdavi August 30, 2009

Queen La Quifa

A quif so impressive as to give the woman who commits it, a Queen like status.

Can be used in place of someones name.

If you are ever to be present during such an event, a much deserving high five should follow shortly after occurance. Thus, giving the official title of Queen, to the woman.

Listen up Queen La Quifa! You can't make jokes bout my momma like that!

by Tully! March 29, 2005

Quiffle

A British word for sneeze

" I got me a case of the quiffles"

by Holly4444 September 14, 2015