Albanian Quake

When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.

When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.

by Dominatrix;) November 25, 2019

Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.

"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."

by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022

Shearth Quake

When you shit yourself so hard the earth quakes.

Man, I just felt a shearth quake.

by Greatredbeard July 18, 2019

Quake team

Fucking a ho real good. ( sometimes someone may say “quake team” )

Lil marcc made da word ‼️- @liiilmarcc

I just hit dat ho wit da quake team

Dey call me nd da bros da quake team da way we fuck dese hors

by my mmmmy instagram @the_real.r January 5, 2022

Quake

Like an earthquake, but without the geo component. Can be used to describe shaking, satisfaction, or dissatisfaction; based on the tone in which it is used. Quake can be used: quake, quakey, quaked, quaking, quakes etc.

“Oh, the fishing conditions today made me quake in my thigh high rubber boots.”

Quake meaning extreme satisfaction towards the fishing conditions today.

by thepriceisright19 April 19, 2019

Ash-quake

The moment during sex when you climax and a can full of cigarette butts topples off the headboard, crashing onto your partner's face like a filthy volcanic eruption.

"Bro, it was all going great until I pulled an Ash-quake. She's not texting back."

by Graham464 May 3, 2025