Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..

Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

plonka

a voodoo temptress from the Civil War era who breeds on gentlemen who have drank to the point of being blackout

I don't know what to say. I was plonka-ed last night.

by Brick Tamblin September 26, 2005

Plonked

When something is dumped in front of you.

I will just use whatever is plonked in front of me.

by altm8511 January 24, 2012

pelon

In Spanish, literally a small loaf or breadstick with a rounded end. Often used as slang for either a bald hispanic or one's penis.

Quieres mamar mi pelon?

by bronte May 22, 2006

Plonker

someone stupid.

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.

by xJess. June 28, 2010

palone

A flexible use word usually descriptive in the place of a noun. To be used only as a filler to complete a non-sense context.

Have you seen my palone?

You are full of palones.

by Truax August 30, 2005

plonker

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

by KL June 27, 2003