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Puritan

A street in Detroit that everyone thinks their from.
Sam: yea man, I’m from Puritan

John: man just stfu, lying ass nigga
by RealRichhhhh February 3, 2020
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Purinse

Purinse was created in the dark, unknowing about the world he was entering. Built from the remains of a Prince, a pure hearted Prince. Designed to bewilder the name was successful at complete obfuscation. Purinse has been thought to be many things but yet to be found out. Hence this definition in Wikipedia.

Once a Dork in a Classic world called Runescape the newly awakened Purinse like a Phoenix from the flames of Angst.
Angst was filled with activity divined from the feminine based goddesses of Hell on Earth. Never fulfilled, never completely happy. Always wandering and wondering where was true happiness?

To Purinse is to move forward, perhaps slowly, intensely. Set in a forward angle never falling, never failing, always trying, also; steadily and with a stout heart.
Purinse encourages compromise with caution and deep communication about respective needs, wants, desires and dreams.

Purinse is a character honed on a search for peace and asylum from the everyday plagues and tortures of life. An escapist always losing himself in the game of life. Not getting caught up in the pain of life.

Why did happiness always appear, rise like buns in an oven.
Only to be constrained, questioned, and deconstructed until once again happiness became a fleeting stranger-- the birth of Purinse.
Purinse please help me. He is all the help and encouragement you need.
I know if I find Purinse I can get my answer.
Why did happiness always appear, rise like buns in an oven.
Purinse found his way to a new more clearly defined world. Runescape, first a mystery place. A place to burrow into to find peace on earth. An earth of peace, love, and pleasure
As an avatar, Purinse found mystery, peace, friends of like mind in Runescape. A world covered in sun and light and darkness at its boundaries.
Purinse encourages compromise with caution and deep communication about respective needs, wants, desires and dreams.
Purinse is a character honed on a search for peace and asylum from the everyday plagues and tortures of life. An escapist always losing himself in the game of life. Not getting caught up in the pain of life.
To Purinse is to move forward, perhaps slowly, intensely. Set in a forward angle never falling, never failing, always trying, also; steadily and with a stout heart.
Purinse was created in the dark, unknowing about the world he was entering. Built from the remains of a Prince, a pure hearted Prince. Designed to bewilder the name was successful at complete obfuscation.
by Managee June 12, 2011
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Purin

All the other definitions are absolutely wrong. The following is correct.

Purin /pu-REEN/ (n.): Testicle.

(You may have encountered the plural form of Purin, i.e. Los Purines pu-REE-nez.)

Technical definition--Purin (n.): A pink cluster of mass that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg Japanese game called Smash Bros. or something. Light and easily jacked out of the level. (This phenomenon is known as testicular ejaculation.) Has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and Up + A's the him. This move is known as the Testicular Torsion Attack, or more fondly known as the Textbook move. A Purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as Kirby.
Standard colloquial usage: "Mah Purin sho sho RARGE."

More obscure use: "Man, I just couldn't stop touching his Purines."
by KenTeeZy June 30, 2011
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Booby Puritan

A Booby Puritan is someone who religious insists that babies should by fed breast milk instead of baby formula. Some more extreme Booby Puratans may expand this idea to replacing all milk in a child’s diet with their own breast milk, for example cookies.
Karen, the Booby Puritan, is feeding her 8 year old child breast milk. Frankly, this is disgusting, she should of stopped.
by DrAccius October 18, 2021
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Purinate the water

To urinate in or over a body of water such as over a toilet bowl or in a pool, lake, river, or ocean. The act of peeing in the water as if you were disinfecting it with your urine.
After refusing to pay to use the bathroom, Juan and Nick went into the ocean to purinate the water.
by Saturn20102c March 14, 2015
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purilon

Yet another Salvadorean way of saying "a marijuana filled cigar"
So...they weekend's here guys! How's about we spark this purilon and get things crackin!!?!
by wacky-molee June 26, 2016
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Purity Beard

When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.
Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.
by Madric44 July 7, 2017
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