The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 18, 2024
by IdahoLee February 28, 2023
The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.
by ShrewdSauce February 13, 2022
by JimmyThewilly February 26, 2020
One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.
One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"
by Meester Fuzzums May 09, 2008
The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.
My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.
by tennisthemenace April 07, 2023