Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.

I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Mama Poon Poon

A Mockery of Jamaican Slang

Your Mamas Poonani in short form

Shyheim

STFU you Mama Poon Poon

by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

teeny poon

Underage pussy; jailbait. Poontang young enough to land you in jail, R. Kelly!

I don't see nuthin' wrong... with a little teeny poon!

by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003

Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008

Poon Daddy

Someone who has or currently does earn large amounts of poon on a weekly basis

Jack: Hey man i see you meet another girl last night, you really are Poon Daddy!

by P-Man85 September 14, 2008

teeny poon

the type of underage, teenage hos R Kelly gives golden showers to

I see nothing wrong with teeny poon!

by U Nastee June 20, 2003

wet poon

1. a vagina or poon which is wet
2. a pussy which is wet from arousal

SEE ALSO slick slit

She had such a wet poon my dick slid right in

by Poonspert May 13, 2004