is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.
by pooderman April 18, 2010
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Someone who is basically full of shit. They in short, believe they are god's gift to the earth and will not stop until the entire world knows that they are the best at everything, even though they have no evidence to support these claims.
Someone who is basically full of shit. They in short, believe they are god's gift to the earth and will not stop until the entire world knows that they are the best at everything, even though they have no evidence to support these claims.
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alex: Did I ever tell you that I do advanced science, that's right ADVANCED.
lara: hey Lyssa, whats this guy's deal?
lyssa: I dunno, sounds a lot like Poodence though.
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alex: I am the best at cricket and rugby and life.
olman: mate seriously? could you be anymore poodence
alex: Did I ever tell you that I do advanced science, that's right ADVANCED.
lara: hey Lyssa, whats this guy's deal?
lyssa: I dunno, sounds a lot like Poodence though.
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alex: I am the best at cricket and rugby and life.
olman: mate seriously? could you be anymore poodence
by E_hottie4life July 10, 2011
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Kim Jong Mum: Charles Can you do the dishwasher?
Charles: I need a poo
*Scarpers to the bathroom*
Kim Jong Mum: Wow he's a real Poodas Iscariot
Kim Jong Mum: Charles Can you do the dishwasher?
Charles: I need a poo
*Scarpers to the bathroom*
Kim Jong Mum: Wow he's a real Poodas Iscariot
by Jasel4 February 11, 2015
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She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.
Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.
Never trust a poodle rat.
*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*
She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.
Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.
Never trust a poodle rat.
*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*
by YoungMetroDontTrustYa September 17, 2016
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Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."
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