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promised land

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land
I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
by elvette July 20, 2006
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Promise

A real bad bitch. Doesn’t take no for an answer, always running her mouth but can back her shit up. Don’t test her because she is not to be tried, epitome of stubborn. Attitude off the charts. Real pretty
Damn this bitch Promise so moody.
by Jarjarbinx21 December 18, 2019
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false promise of pudding

when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!
yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!
by abdoolio February 1, 2008
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plastic promise

A promise that is never planned to be kept.
Her plastic promise made me feel terrible.
by EpicMC February 3, 2017
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promosel

"Yeah, I hung out with Ashley Green. It was fuckin' promosel."
by Nathaniel Kalback March 9, 2005
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promiseland of ashtrays

when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful butts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.
"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING PROMISELAND OF ASHTRAYS!"
by dextromethorphan moments December 2, 2009
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politician's promise

Belch,fart,vomit or any other kind of rotten spew that could come out of a person or animal. It is named such because a politican's promise and a burb are worth about the same thing,only difference is that most people excuse themselves after a burp.
BUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!
Dude nice politician's promise!
by rockymntnoysters January 20, 2009
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