Three Prong In A Two Prong World

An expression used by a guy to describe being in a situation in which he is the only man in an area full of women. Usually refers to a situation in which he is not happy to be amongst many women. Expression comes from the fact that a power cord with three prongs looks like it has a penis, while a power cord with two prongs would look more feminine in comparison. The three prong plug would not fit into a two prong outlet, as the man does not belong in this female happy zone.

Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.

Boy let me tell you, last night was a nightmare. The wife really wanted to go see some movie so I took her and I mustve been the only guy in the whole room. Talk about being a three prong in a two prong world! It was horrible!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

pringling

the act of masturbating whilst sniffing still warm (freshly dismounted) bicycle seats.

after rosie returned from the shops, alan emerged from the bushes and set about pringling her bike seat.

by Reggy D January 9, 2009

Proints

Proints, said in a heavily 'Kim Jong-Il'-ish accent, are points which contribute to becoming "Camp Idiot" and being forced to wear the coveted Idiot Robe.

Yelling "PROINTS" whenever someone does something mildly stupid adds to their tally.

(Can also be used for any kind of situation - i.e. Match Idiot in a football game)

Steve gets up in the middle of the night and finds his way into the cupboard, not the toilet, and urinates on Nicks clothes ... PROINTS!

"That Steve is such a clownshoe he gets automatic PROINTS"

"Oh, harro ... you got PROINTS!"

by Nick-B October 12, 2007

pringin'

literally can be applied in any sense and can mean anything. just the most versatile word ever invented. definition implied by tone of voice.
also: 'pringer' as a label

officially created by eho and tree from the bay.

P1: oh mannnn check it out! mutha-ray!
P2: this is pringin' lets get out of here!

JAM: nice face.
EHO: yeah its pringin' eh

TREE: you're such a fuckin pringer.
EHO: whatever you're just jealous
TREE: narr man i meant you're a PRINGER
EHO: oh. thanks man you're pretty pringin yourself.

by EHO/BADGER/HO June 10, 2009

Pringle Sneak

When someone hides behind another person who is equal height or taller, to avoid being seen by someone who they hate.

Dane: Oh shit, it's fucking Brian, man you gotta let me Pringle Sneak
Chad: Alright dude, your lucky he doesn't like me

by ReapersFi April 24, 2010

Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

by call the underdog December 17, 2011

profing

The action of setting a photo as your Facebook profile picture.

"Man, Gordon really did not hesitate in profing that picture of him with the stripper did he?"

by tc705 April 13, 2014