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H-B Woodlawn Program

according to the person who wrote definition #3...."who are the real sluts here?" uhh HELLO, where are your eyes THE ENTIRE TIME YOUR AT SCHOOL? in case you havnet noticed, about 80% of the girls who go to YHS where unbelievably short skirts, and really revealing tank tops....dont be jelous of HB just because we dont have a dress code....and about sex in the gym office...yeah...never happens, so suck it up and just admit HB's better.....we know you know its better, your just too damn cocky to realize it
hmm.....blowjobs in the bathrooms sound familiar???

all the damn time....
by Rachel March 31, 2005
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Rockstar Programmer

A computer programmer with such strong skills and so much specific experience that they are the equivalent of a rock star in the domain of software. Many people play guitar pretty well, but only a few become rock stars. These programmers can develop more software than 5 - 10 newly hired regular programmers because they know what needs to be done and how to do it. They also might set the architecture of the product that dozens will build upon. Usually associated with dot com websites.
Jeff was the guy behind ebay.com He's a rockstar programmer.
by ChrisTTT April 5, 2010
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biologically programmed as a woman

Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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program manager

The person at your job who has an ambiguous role, disappears into conference rooms for hours at a time, and hasn't ever done anything that pertains to your work (that you know of). No one knows what this person does. They are quite literally Milton from Office Space.
The new guy Fabian, from Google, told me he is a program manager. Does anyone know what that actually means?
by Random Computer October 16, 2017
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voodoo programming

Using code or a programming technique(more often than not, a complicated one) without understanding what it actually does and why it solves a particular problem.
-What does this function do?
- I don't know. I just cut and pasted it from stackoverflow.com
- We are not doing voodoo programming here. I'm reverting this commit.
by kr_kr August 29, 2016
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Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.
Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.
by Zonal K October 3, 2019
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progamer move

when you do something stupid that happens to work out well
throws tenisball at window hits but bounces off and lands in a bin what a progamer move
by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021
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