proglomate

The imagination of a word

I was sitting in my bath arse naked and I proglomated a word

by Doctorpaulkarlwalsh February 26, 2018

Promo

A person who is promiscuous. If you do not know what promiscuous means, it basically means to not be very picky over who you sleep with. Also known as being easy. A promo has a higher probability of having HIV or a STD.

Sara is a promo...she went home with that guy last night.

by speed_racer July 2, 2006

PromoSM

PromoSM is a social media marketing website that creators use to increase their likes, views and followers. They promote their site using Instagram posts and YouTube videos, comments saying "PromoSM" or "Use PromoSM to grow your following".

PromoSM is the fastest way to grow your online following

by Davei11 January 3, 2023

Progroceed

Mashing up the words Progress with proceed.

Progroceed with moving that box into the truck

by R3C0N54 September 15, 2011

promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.

(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"

by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009

promonition

Premonition pertaining to promotion of superstition.

I've a promonition that being online may not be conducive due to imminent stormy weather.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2008

promo

The moustache you get after drinking a protein shake, similar to a milk moustache.

(friend finishes drinking protein shake) 'Mate, you've got a bit of a promo'

by thedevilicious November 29, 2015