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Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.
Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!
by Fameless April 24, 2017
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Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.
Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.
by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022
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Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead
I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time
by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019
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