A 5'5"
Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches
like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke
cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.