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pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush
chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)
by Ryan February 8, 2005
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Pretzel

A kinky sex position generally involving four or more people.
"Wow, that pretzel was amazing"

"Yeah, I had a pretzel with your mother last night"
by Prof. Yensaix April 1, 2009
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pretzelvania

where all the amish live.
by etchasketch October 22, 2003
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Pretzeling

When you and your partner (male or female) cross your legs behind your head and engage in sex
Yo me and my girl were pretzeling last night, shit was awesome.
by lildick123_4 January 1, 2016
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upside down pretzel machine

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .
Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.
by a;lsdkjf June 11, 2008
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pretzelshnytzel

little pretzels that only make you hungrier. goddam whoever made them.
i hate those mother fucking pretzelshnytzels!!
by BOBBO May 13, 2005
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Cool Pretzel

Something infinitely cool or awesome.

Also can be referred to as "Crepzel".
Dodo- I won that drawing competition on the weekend.
Flay- Cool Pretzel mate!

Temple_of_pwn_1337- "Hey dude I taught myself how to play the recorder with my nose"
dragon_slayer- "That's pretty crepzal!"
by _addles_ May 7, 2009
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