table pounder

A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.

"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."

"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

jada pounder

Some stupid ass sweed that like to slay jadas puss.

Man that jada pounder jonah really got some last night.

by TightPuneSlayer69 May 22, 2018

pauncey

uppity, ostentatious, petulant

That Mick Jagger is a pauncey fuck.

by Chelmsley March 17, 2004

ponce loop

A particular method of securing a scarf around a man's neck. chiefly employed by a members of society familiar with polo and crumpets.

delightful ponce loop old chum...

by RShar April 27, 2008

Porncentrate

When viewing porn, you are oblivious to anything going on around you.

Dude, I've been calling you for 30 minutes, why didn't you pick up the phone?
Sorry man, I shut my phone off so I can porncentrate.

by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009

pud pounder

A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.

Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

muff-pounder

1. One who pounds muff.

2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.

3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.

Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.

Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.

Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!

by Batez& Palautese April 13, 2014