Pittsburgh Poot

-immediately following sex with your girl, you fart directly into her face then walk out of the room, exclaiming, "it's over bitch!"

*common technique used by men of Pittsburgh to break it off with their woman

Brett: Did you break up with Jenn bro?

Dan: Ya dude it's over.

Brett: Did you at least get your dick wet before you ended it?

Dan: Hell ya! And after I blew my load, I Pittsburgh pooted that bitch!

by Erik Chrys April 26, 2008

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

poot box

Buttocks, ass, booty, behind

I popped my dick in her poot box

by Spellcheck June 11, 2006

Poot

Demi Lovatos twin sister who was kept in the basement

"Go feed poot" said mom "No She must not eat" said Demi

by JakeCBerlin January 3, 2016

cooter pooter

A woman that queifs often, resulting from large amounts of air in the cooter aka vagina.

That bitch queifs so much we call her cooter pooter.

by Ryan16 October 4, 2005

Pittsburgh Pooter

Upon completion of intercourse with his girlfriend, the boyfriend ejaculates on his girlfriend's stomach and on her inner thighs. He then proceeds to stick his naked ass in her face, rip a huge, wet fart, while yelling "ITS OVER BITCH!" It is a common practice in the Pittsburgh area to break up a relationship.

Paul: I couldn't stand my girlfriend anymore. She pushed me over the edge, so I ended it.

Mike: Did you do what I told you to?

Paul: Ah, hell yeah! I nutted all over her and then gave her the old Pittsburgh Pooter!

by Harry Paratestees April 26, 2008

poot atoms

Lingering, gaseous particles that stank up a room, usually following an "SBD"SBD

Gross! I let one go and those poot atoms are kickin'.

by Ric Dog June 6, 2003