Pornhub

Genuinely the chillest fucking place ever and I have no clue why

“Boutta go on pornhub for the 5th time today.”

by Shaqitus October 10, 2021

pornhub sucks

A Hater of Pornhub

Hater of Pornhub:Pornhub suck.
Fan of Pornhub: Your Just A Hater of Pornhub.
Hater of Pornhub: Well pornhub sucks and it means A Hater of Pornhub.
Fan of Pornhub: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Hater of Pornhub: Yeah I said it.

by Llllllll99999 November 20, 2021

Pornhub

A site where you look at large dicks and hope they don't have aids.

Guy 1) I want to watch pornhub.
Guy 2) Did you see the one video where a 18 year old grandchild fucked her grandpa.
Guy 1) Yes I did yesterday, it was old, soggy, and most of all HUGE.

by Damnitdave November 30, 2021

pornhub.cokm

When someone tries to type (pornhub.com) really fast but accidently passed over "k" in the process

i always hate typing .com since i always write .cokm! like i was trying to go to pornhub but i google pornhub.cokm instead!

by Novationo December 6, 2021

Pornhub

pornhub is website where all the horny 12 year olds and sad 40 year old men whose wives have left them can go to the one place that our dicks fear because the shear pain that there going to endere. pornhub is also the best social spot you can meet the best of people while watching step sis and step bro argue over the tv remote or some shit and then engage in sexual activities that include the loudest fakest moans, some a lot faker then the pornstars boobs on this website.

dad: hey son want to watch pornhub

son: of course

by Pierre monfrair December 13, 2021

pornhub elbow

Similar to 'tennis elbow', pornhub elbow occurs after a prolonged period of repeated use of pornhub, typically many months or years. The afflicted person develops chronic pain in the elbow of their dominant hand due to repetitive stress injury.

sufferer: Damn, my elbow is killin me, i gotta lay off the pornhub for a while cuz I got a bad case of pornhub elbow. Pass the naproxen.

by doubtown February 9, 2022

PornHub

Create new account today! U can cut off ur dick and sell for 50 bucks! Join today and if you don't have a boner, use ur tits! Join: www.pornhub.com

Can I do some porn with you on the PornHub?

by NathanJo Tarn February 18, 2022