poobstrabate

For all of those who have ever wanted to drop a log and beat your meat at the same time, now there's an option! It's a great pass time or even just something to try!

I walked in on John poobstrabating the other day...

I'll be right back, I gotta go poobstrabate really quick.

by Frekinsweet April 3, 2016

Poobe

A frothy mixture of poop and lube. Especially in reference to the anus.

That's quite the poobe situation you've got there.

by User3760 October 1, 2017

Poob

It is a clan that Vanoss Gaming is in. It is also a piece of poop with a bunch of pubic hair in it.

I just took a poob.

by eohidjcklsm January 10, 2018

pooblem

A problem specifically caused by either an outgoing poo, a poo that had not gone where it should have, or a sick feeling caused by poo either mentally or physcially.

Houstin, we have a pooblem. I just shat in my spacesuit.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

Pooberry

When your dog poops out whole undigested and unchewed blueberries, which stick to its anus and surrounding fur.

The dog scooches across the floor dragging its hind end, desperately trying to remove the pooberry.

by CestMoiLinh February 16, 2018

poobernating

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

Poobs

Pubic hair located around the anus and taint area.

Dang! I got toilet paper bits in my poobs again!

by Ilikedino June 14, 2018