pontenella

Having intercourse, as a squirel would, with a baby's soft spot

A PONTENELLA baby-head fucker

by Jabib "Ponenella baby fucker" Porter November 8, 2008

Pontoof

A type of mens & womans slippers

"Hey did you see those awesome his & her pontoofs in SuperTroopers?"

by PotsdamPolecat August 17, 2011

Pontourage

A congregation consisting of any one of the following types of people - Poncy namby pamby rich boys wet pants self-important, prissy up-themselves conceited pink shirt wearing, homophobic , nancy boy, cry baby, arrogant, big-headed, boastful, cocky, egocentric, high-and-mighty, inflated, im so cool, stuck-up, toffee nose tartlets, too too wearing up tight broke back mountain fudge packing, man meat loving, prostate milking brown nosing, look at me, portraying or displaying theatrical or god like presence believing that their own shit doesn’t stink

Hey look at that gathering (Pontourage) of loud mouth hot shit show offs, only thinking about them selves and how important they are. In there imaginary high class status of life

by P. Percivle Poo Pants the Turd August 1, 2009

pontoontang

a really big/fat pussy

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang

by Ogre December 25, 2004

Ponts Ninjas

The awesomest group of ninjas in the universe. You would be lucky to be invited to join this wonderful group. This group consists of three lead members, the rest are followers. These people find pants they like and "steal" them. Even if they happen to be on a person.

ZOmg, that girls one of the Ponts Ninjas. (you can tell by her mask and the awesomest wacky pants with gomushins)

by pONtZNinja3 September 5, 2006

Pontificator

Noun. One who pontificates.

He/She is such a pontificator. Pontificator's to the "N"th degree, however, never any action.

by D06AT December 1, 2010

Pontius

Pontius Pilate... Somebody who allows something to happen that they could have prevented. Then they reap the benefits.

Somebody who defers responsibility for actions to somebody else and then reaps the benefits. Read the example, it makes more sense.

A: "So-and-so is going to get fired unless you say something!"
B: "That's not my responsibility"
A: "Good attitude, Pontius."

by Caz July 25, 2004