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PokerStars

A terrible poker site where the draws are so ridiculous that they defy mathematical odds day in and out.
I flopped 4 Aces in hold'em and went all in. Some donkey then called me. Then I busted on the river to a royal flush. Can you guess what poker site I play on? That's right "PokerStars".
by Dumachum January 26, 2009
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poo poker

by KL June 27, 2003
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strip poker

Strip Poker: is a game where a group of people play poker in the hopes of getting the other persons clothing instead of money.
you can turn any poker game into strip poker just bet someone their clothes
by Paul Daly December 14, 2004
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sex poker

Player like regular poker except that several women play with the men and the women bet different sex acts. Each sex act is agreed to be equal to a certion amount of money. The men are the ones that bet money and the women can bet sex acts.
A man and woman are playing sex poker Where each sex act is agreed to be equal to ten dollors.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.
by Deep blue 2012 September 21, 2009
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strip poker

when playing poker, who ever loses a round has to take off his/her clothes. the person who gets naked first, loses.
by nikki December 14, 2004
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Online Poker

Bad players that play very weak hands and win.
My friend just got beat with pocket aces against 4, 2 offsuit on online poker.
by Michael Bennett April 10, 2008
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Nervous Pooer

A person, generally a woman, who dislikes or fears defecating in places other than his or her own home. This can be an issue of hygiene or an irrational fear.

In some cases this is brought on by a women's fear of others' knowledge that she does, in fact, go #2.
Person 1: Oh, I gotta go...

Person 2: Go ahead and use the toilet here, it's clean enough.

Person 1: No, I can't. I'm a nervous pooer. I have to use my own toilet
by Mysterious Benefactor January 5, 2010
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