Tyler Plum

A Fucking Ugly Ass kid who is desperate for friends and attention but is just the most Annoying Fucking Pile of Cum Ass Bitch Loser out there.

TYLER PLUM AKA PISSBABY = A RETARD

by chravis January 14, 2020

Plum Mumbler

An older man who believes he is very good in bed and brags as such. However, he is awful at cunnilingus and no one has ever told him.

"Is Herbert really as good as all that talk?"
"Nah, he's a plum mumbler."

by Zoxgrof November 6, 2017

Shitter Plum

A hardened turd pulled out by one's sexual partner which is then consumed.

The new Burlesque version of the Nutcracker features a piece titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries".
I shared a great shitter plum with my partner the other night.

by BobTheBooper February 4, 2021

Plum Picking

Sexual act; The act of wetting one's thumb and inserting it into their partners anus, followed by rapidly pulling their thumb back out and saying the phrase "What a good boy(girl) am I".

The wife likes to role play, so I said I'd be Jack Horner and she could be the Christmas pie. That night I went Plum Picking.

by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021

plum stranglers

Tight fitting pants that leave little of the male genitals to the imagination.

Dude, that guy has to stop wearing plum stranglers. Everyone can see his gear...

by CounterfeitGod September 3, 2005

rotten plum

When a girl chicken gives birth to a live cock while sucking another cock’s cock.

The reason it’s called rotten plum is because the cock being born is dirty, because the chicken is sucking the cock of another cock while the cock is being born.

Farmer Joe: “Oh no my chicken has rotten plum!”

Chicken: “Too many cocks”

Farmer Joe: “what the fuck. Why’d my chicken talk?”

by Farmer.Joe June 12, 2018

buckys plums

Buckys plums, Juicy plums Bucky bought 😌

Bucky: holy shit do you see those plums those are some fine ass plums if I might say

random??: sir? Are you okay.

Buckys plums ——

by Buckysplumsyum September 7, 2021