Belly fat; the fat over your abs, but the good kind. In my country good pudge is a sign of beauty, health, and fertility. It's good...really =)
by PleaseDontHateMe March 3, 2008
Get the good pudge mug.While receiving a blow job, you ask to lay down flat on their back while standing over them, pretending to put dick in their mouth once more asking to close their eyes, you shit on their face. ...The Pilgrim's Plunge
Man: "Lay down so I can finish on your face."
Woman: "Okay baby."
Man: "Close your eyes."
Woman: "I'm ready."
Man: "Ugh PILGRIM'S PLUNGE!"
Woman: "Shit!"
Man: "Exactly."
Woman: "Okay baby."
Man: "Close your eyes."
Woman: "I'm ready."
Man: "Ugh PILGRIM'S PLUNGE!"
Woman: "Shit!"
Man: "Exactly."
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
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Get the Butt Plunger mug.The small amount of pudge on your stomach that didn't exist before the weekend. Usually only noticed by people that normally have little or no pudge. Weekend pudge often results from being high all weekend and not caring about what you eat, even though you're normally a healthy eater.
by Hits From The Bong October 20, 2009
Get the Weekend Pudge mug.That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.
"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.
by Glokwerk July 21, 2006
Get the Pledge of Allegiance mug.A type of brainwashing invented by the government of the United States and crammed down your throat by schools since preschool. Translated into simpler terms, the pledge means this:
"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 15, 2004
Get the pledge of allegiance mug.This is where the man performs oral sex with the woman's anus while inserting his fist into her vagina.
This is the female version of the Rusty Trombone.
This is the female version of the Rusty Trombone.
Last night while fisting my girlfirend from behind and with her ass in my face I decided what a perfect opportunity to perform a Rusty Plunger.
by College Puke November 14, 2009
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