Plooging

Reaching orgasm

"I'm plooging right now."
"I;m gonna ploog!"

by meaningofploog October 18, 2016

Plomping

The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.

Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.

by Raebosss November 18, 2016

Ploof

Pillow

I found out I was allergic to feathers, so I had to give up my feather ploof for a synthetic one.

by Eyetoldyaso April 18, 2022

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by TroxtenFlamerainTramidaleSEXY May 14, 2022

ploof

referring to someone as the dumbest person he/she has ever met

Omg, you are such a ploof.
George B. is such a ploof.

by FlonShnobe April 20, 2011

phoom

When something goes "phoom" it is expanding. Instead of saying "expand" you would say "phoom".
The opposite is "soom".

Kassie - That marshmallow in the microwave is going phoom!!!.

Danielle - PHOOM.

by Caree October 15, 2006

Plood

When a person fecal matter has trace amounts of blood in it.

Ohhh God I just saw blood in my poo, it was a hard plood.

by goskago July 16, 2008