urb perv

Someone who seaches Urbandictionary for dirty or otherwise foul words and definitions, to use in everyday conversations.

Jim: "I'm telling your man that chick was into some freaky stuff, she begged for cleavland steamers, golden showers, and dirty sanchezes."

Todd: "I never heard of those things, in my life! What are they?"

Jim: "Just go to urbandictionary and search some definitions, broaden your urban vocabulary!"

Jake: "God, ever since you've found that site you use those words in place of actual English, you freaking urb perv."

by ~HTG~ June 26, 2010

expressive pervert

A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"

Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"

by yolobitch27 September 17, 2013

Personal pervert

someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.

Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert

by Vic201 January 3, 2017

no perv

No perv is like no homo, but is for when your trying to say something that sounds like something a pervert would say, but really you aren't trying to be a pervert.

I saw your girlfriends ass the other day, no perv.

by urjs February 19, 2019

cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

by troy valency July 14, 2023

part-time pervert

When your not always a pervert. But you find yourself perving out from time to time! Not easy or sleezy. making-out! esp in cars!

Chris and Mary are part-time perverts!

by Hollywood 626 January 6, 2009

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015