ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.

dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.

by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024

ping pong duvet

Ballsack, or the protect skin cover around the testicles

Man my ping pong duvet is itchy as shit

by ChungledownBim January 5, 2024

Ping and Pong

Slang for a guy's gonads/balls/scrotes

Woman: sniffs the air, detecting a foul odour: "EEEEEWWWWW! What's that stench?"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"

by chrisssy226 April 27, 2024

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Ping pong

(In the VR community): Humping a virtual body pillow with Danny DeVito printed on it.

Oh gee golly, my dad just walked in on me playing ping pong in VR

by Ayyyyyyymaol May 31, 2017