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Hit like a piñata

When said person has smoked so much methamphetamine in the crystalline form that they have no control over their mental or physical attrubutes.
Omg did you see Dana L. ? She is fucking hit like a piñata... She stole the fucking DVR.
by CrankHill March 17, 2021
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Beat like a Piñata

Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.
“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.
by A nd December 30, 2022
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The Michigan Piñata

When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.
Becky got poked in the eye by Jims penis playing The Michigan Piñata!
by Guantanamo Bae May 8, 2023
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pinetang

This definition was inspired by my Lady putting to test whether or not the scientific claim about how a woman, who repeatedly consumes pineapple 🍍, will undergo a perceivable shift in the biochemistry of her nectar, is indeed valid. Yes, after merely 2 weeks' time, her already-heavenly-blissful secretions HAVE taken on a different (more aqueous) composition/texture, a bit of a more faint coloration, AND an even-sweeter taste!!! Yes, the already-legendary "poontang" truly has a new, more-enjoyably-sweet-tasting version! This entirely-welcome, delightful twist wasn't at all difficult to bring to fruition (no pun intended)!
On this virtually solar-hot Summer day, NOTHING could more suitably slake my thirst than a healthy does of her luscious pinetang!!
by Eminentissimo May 16, 2023
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pinta

chicano slang for prision
he vato yo la tenía mejor en la pinta
hey vato I used to live better inside prision
by arielrock May 4, 2013
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Pinawa

The most unknown town in existence full of actual NPCs. Everyone knows each other. If you think you're unknown, you're not. Racists everywhere, especially the schools. Basically just a town full of redneck teens and adults. If you live here you are probably miserable, or make other people miserable.
Person: So where are you from?
NPC: Pinawa
Person: Get tf away from me
by beatrizyardbetray August 17, 2023
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