Harvey Petito

PERFECTION

"You got a perfect score on your test"
*Sees Harvey Petito written on the front of the test paper*

by woahthatsagressive August 20, 2018

le petit jean

The french nomenclatre for lil jon, a crazy member of the african american race. le petit jean is rreeeeeeaaaalll nice like cheese or a michael weis named ma-wa-POOOOOOOTT-sa. yea what and so on

OH D!!!! I just got crunk cause i'm listening to le petit jean and smoking crack at thesame time

by oh d December 19, 2004

penitentiary darts

many prison inmates whacking off on a cracker, the last one to perform this action eats the cracker

Timothy McVeigh now gets to enjoy the pleasure and nutritional factors of playing penitentiary darts.

by harry January 21, 2003

Petit Nicolas

A gay book that you are forced to read in grade 11 French. No one likes it, and no one can understand anything. Nicolas is some weird 8 year old mischievous kid... Don't read this Book!

Teacher: "Okay Class, we are reading Le Petit Nicolas Today"

Students: "FUCK NO!" :(

by everyonelikesmesometimes January 11, 2012

Petits

A name given to the breasts of a women if they are very small

She has petits so she uses wonder bras

by Generally correct August 17, 2017

petit con

boy who spend all his time on the internet making up imaginary sex terms which he's never experienced

Matt's a true petit con - he's never even gotten to second base, but he talks a lot of smack on-line.

by Marla Beer January 22, 2004

petute

A small fart that smells really bad; silent, but deadly.

My fat mom ate some burritos yesterday and pulled a petute on my family and me. It was so bad, my dog passed out.

by TurdCollector3 December 3, 2010